How to Archer by Sterling Archer

Author:Sterling Archer
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
ISBN: 9780062066329
Publisher: HarperCollins

Mojito

Somebody please remind me: Why is it we don’t like Cuba? Seriously, did I miss something? Did John F. Kennedy walk into the Oval Office one day, only to find Fidel Castro lighting his Cohiba with the American flag while teabagging Jackie? In front of John-John? What? Oh, communism. Oh, okay, now I get… No, that still doesn’t make sense. Seriously?

3 sprigs fresh mint, plus more to garnish

2 teaspoons granulated sugar

1½ ounces freshly squeezed lime juice

2 ounces white rum

Soda water, to top up

Muddle the mint, sugar, and lime juice in a collins glass. Fill the glass with crushed ice. Add the rum and top it up with soda water. Garnish with a sprig of mint and serve with a straw. Sip, thinking about how awesome it would be if the Bay of Pigs Invasion had worked and we were all down there right now, up to our eyeballs in the hottest, roundest, mochaccino-coloredest asses on the planet.

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